BVC-CHATFinal Tuesday TT(aka the End of the World Championships)

[willie at snaefell.tamu.edu]

I have been informed that the world as we know it is ending late 
Tuesday. In order to secure your record in the final TT of this 
season and in the history of the world you must compete in the 
Designate Your Own Category at the HWY 47 Tuesday Time Trial. 
After the TT we will be having the awards presentation at the Blue 
Baker (201 Domini  696-5055). The Blue Baker specializes in 
breads, sandwiches, salads, hot/cold beverages and bakery 
goodies. All competitors, spectators and supporters are welcomed 
to enjoy the end of the world with us. 

The categories designated so far include:
Fastest Male; overall, under 15, under 20, over 35, over 45, over 55,
Grad student(Sorghum Division), PhD student, Professor(Biology 
Division), Post Doc  
Fastest Female; undergrad, grad, PhD candidate, over 40
Fastest BTU Consultant; Male, Female
Fastest Tandem; overall, Father-Daughter, Father-Son
Fastest Antipodean
Fastest TTI Researcher
Fastest Shark
Fastest Radio Announcer
Fastest Bike Shop Owner
Fastest President
Fastest PBP Finisher
Greatest Improvement from 2000
Most Personal Records Set
Most Improved
Frequent Flyer

Possible Categories include:
Best Costumed Rider
Most Nearly Naked; Male/Female divisions
Rider with the Heaviest Bike
Rider with the Oldest Frame
Best excuse for DNF
Heaviest Rider
Fastest father/daughter team
Fastest mother/daughter team
Most improved parent/child combo.
Best performance in someone else's shoes.
Best (or most improved) young (<18) rider.
Best road rash award.
Fastest to finish without breaking a sweat.