BVC-CHAT Re: BVC the knife

[Colin Allen]

> I went in for another round of liposuction Tuesday morning.  This
> time they cleaned out my belly so I can finally have that flat
> stomach I've always wanted.  I'll be off the bike for a while until I heal.

Can't wait to see the results so I can figure out whether it would work for me.

> I decided to kill two birds with one stone and have the doctor inject the
> fat into my throat to beef up my vocal cords.  Hopefully this time will do
> the trick and I'll actually be able to have a conversation on the bike.

And all this time I thought I was going deaf!

Seriously though, fingers are crossed, hoping that this fat transfer  
does the trick.  If they managed to pack a lot of fat there, maybe you'll  
end up sounding just like Orson Welles!

Colin